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Posted On: 30 Jun, 2016 at 05:39 PM tripod13 tripod13
27 Sep, 2008
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Larry finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs. "Not on her best day," he replied.
"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" "No, she's broke."
"Well, then, is it sex?" "Nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what can she do that I can't?" "...Sue me for child support."