The first Easter bunny and the Easter bunny brings eggs.   Reply to topic

The first easter bunny was on Noah's ark. When all the people and animals were on board Noah announced to everyone that the voyage would be 40 days and 40 nights so no sex none we dont have no more room for babies. Now I know you men will obey for the fear of God almighty will hold you this command.
But you animals now all of you male animals line up at the clerk's window and have your penis removed you'll get your ticket to trade back once we get to dry land and the clerk will put your penis back on.
So on the first day Mr Rabbit asks Mrs Rabbit to climb up on his back and look out the window to see what she can see. Okay she says and tells him yep just as Noah said all water everywhere.
So on the second day Mr Rabbit asks again this time Mrs Rabbit laughed climbed up and said yep same as yesterday no change.
On the third day Mr Rabbit asks again but this time Mrs Rabbit yelled at him what's wrong with you Mr Rabbit you know it's only three days in to this 40 day 40 night journey what is your problem?
Mr Rabbit says check it out babe I got the horses ticket.
So that's how we get eggs at easter from the easter bunny. Cause when Mrs Rabbit saw what Mr Rabbit had.
She turned chicken.