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Posted On: 21 Jun, 2016 at 06:05 PM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

Life is short, break the rules
Forgive quietly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that
made you smile.

Posted On: 22 Jun, 2016 at 05:06 AM cmoure cmoure
17 Oct, 2009
Posts: 228

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special. Jim Valvano

Posted On: 30 Jun, 2016 at 12:37 AM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

Posted On: 1 Jul, 2016 at 11:15 PM cmoure cmoure
17 Oct, 2009
Posts: 228

The only way to have a friend is to be one.

Posted On: 2 Jul, 2016 at 05:54 PM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

I never said the things I said.

Yogi B

Posted On: 3 Jul, 2016 at 04:24 AM cmoure cmoure
17 Oct, 2009
Posts: 228

Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference - Mark Twain

Posted On: 5 Jul, 2016 at 12:40 AM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

The reason there are two Senators for each state is

so that one can be the designated driver.

Jay Leno

Posted On: 5 Jul, 2016 at 02:50 AM cmoure cmoure
17 Oct, 2009
Posts: 228

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Jay Leno

Posted On: 7 Jul, 2016 at 05:19 PM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

Steven Wright

Posted On: 9 Jul, 2016 at 12:49 AM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

WTF is wrong with this country?

God Bless You Dallas.