Life is short, break the rules
Forgive quietly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that
made you smile.
If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special. Jim Valvano
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
I never said the things I said.
Yogi B
Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference - Mark Twain
The reason there are two Senators for each state is
so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Jay Leno
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
Steven Wright
WTF is wrong with this country?
God Bless You Dallas.