Joke Story.. A Nurse

A nurse asks a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown before getting examined by the Doctor. "In front of you ?" he asked shyly. The nurse said "Don't worry, I've seen plenty of naked bodies before." The patient replied, "Not like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body." "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over 20 years I've never laughed at a patient." :Okay then," said the patient, slowly undressing. First he unbuttoned his shirt, took off his pants, and with a sigh pulled down his boxer shorts. In front of the nurse stood a huge naked male body with the smallest male organ that the nurse had ever seen in her life. It was almost identical to a AAA battery in length and width. Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. When she realized that she was laughing, she felt very bad for laughing at the patient's private parts, and composed herself as well she could. "I am so sorry," the nurse said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse, I promise that it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," the patient replied. The nurse ran out of the room. :-)) :-))

Too funny squrtz xxx

Ahahahaha.. very good squrtz, taking Jizzes job I see,, Lol

And sexier told might I add xxx

Its just wrong to put the queen in a sexwotsit thats what a dutchess is for😬

My sweet Dutchess, come here me Lady, Thomas the 3rd has sumpin for the Lady... :-)

I knew you and Ratty were mates starcatcher...but him covering yer dick seems a bit intimate...

Actually related to Richard the 5th, no bs

It will be fun to see you star🤞🏻

Ohhh you will show him and not me.. pffftttttt.. ok lol