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Posted On: 22 Sep, 2014 at 09:24 AM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.



My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. In classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.

Posted On: 22 Sep, 2014 at 03:33 PM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

Buttercups it's Monday, If that made you smile then it was worth me repeating it...that was my purpose to make you smile. Hope you have a great day even if it is Monday!!!

Posted On: 22 Sep, 2014 at 05:47 PM provocatrix provocatrix
7 Jan, 2013
Posts: 238

TX your Dad sounds like a hoot! x

Posted On: 23 Sep, 2014 at 03:14 PM kenwood121 kenwood121
26 Dec, 2010
Posts: 324

now that,, made me smile. xx bless u

Posted On: 24 Sep, 2014 at 04:20 PM sindrome sindrome
18 Nov, 2010
Posts: 34

Hahahaha. What was the teenager's response to that?