Twas The Night Before Christmas   Reply to topic

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the chat room,
Not a creature was stirring, not even to swoon,

Milf stocking were flung, by the chimney without care
In hopes of Nicky, would soon be there,

The beast was nestled and snug in his bed,
While visions of Whites were dancing in the head,

Mama in her garters, and I with my waders
Had just settled down, with some cookies and wafers,

When out in the hall, there rose such a sound
I rushed out of bed, and forgot my gown,

I threw open the door, and much to my surprise
Were all the PV chatters, standing before my eyes,

They looked and laughed, at the size of my member
Then realized, it does get cold at the end of December,

With weak hearted shame, I invited them in,
To join me and mommy, for some tonics and gin,

Mommy shrieked at the sight, as the crew bundled in
But did look twice, and then..... a big grin,

When saw she someone, brightly dressed for the occasion,
With a big red bow, tied tightly around his persuasion,

With introductions all done, we set to party
Then found out, we couldn't without Bacardi,

So Man of Steel took off, like a dog on the hunt,
While the men of the room sat around, dreaming of .....cheese,

Then through the sounds, of the party did I hear,
Someone yelling, he's here, he's here

Turning around quickly, I saw such a sight,
eight little reindeer pulling a sleigh like a kite,

In the back of the sleight, expecting The man
I discovered to my amazement, was a three piece band,

Tunes they were playing, not too familiar
But the beat was hopping, shaking the timbers,

Then out of the sky, the snow started falling,
And inside the room, the people started....drinking tea

And all of a sudden, as the heat was building
A scream could be heard, that shook to the ceiling,

It has started, that thing which comes just once a year,
That midnight coupling, with my sweet dear,

So yes it could be heard, throughout the land,
The screams being emitted, from a satisfied man.

Lol....good one jahoo. Merry Christmas

Awesome jahoo... Merry Christmas