Twatwaffle :
Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.
Please, please,.please....don't be a twatwaffle.
Lol,.love that word.
Ok, please feel free to add. The more the merrier
or twatsickle
Lmao D..love it
Day 2:
Douche Canoe
It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
No worries, I leave mine tied up out back, so no rowing in out of no where from me....lol
Feel free to add...no need to keep it to a single word
rows my douchecanoe down to McWankolds to get some fried twatsickles and a twatwaffle mcflurry
lmfaooo chance...thanks for that, made me laugh hard
Twatsplat
https://youtu.be/eUDcTLaWJuo
Exhaustipated..... * too tired to give a shit*
more of a phrase....punchin the munchkin.
lot of punchin the munchkin going on in chat tonight..ie, wanking