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As I quickly slid my pointer finger slowly inside her damp hole, I could immediately feel her getting wetter and wetter. I then took my finger out and I could immediately see that she was going down on me.

I then said to myself "I think that I really need to save up and buy a new boat."

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were in their obstetrician's waiting room discussing their pregnancies.

The brunette said she was certain she was going to have a boy, because she was on top when she got pregnant!

The red head said she was certain she was going to have a girl because she was in the missionary position when she got pregnant!

All of a sudden the blonde burst into tears. Between sobs the brunette & red head finally got her to tell them why she became so upset. She told them she believes she's going to have puppies!!!!!

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
What?
We better start getting some support around here or people are going to think we are nuts. 🤣

bloody nora jillyjelly 🍒 lol

An old married couple are in church service on sunday. The elderly lady leans over to her husband and whispers “I just let go a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”

The husband looks back at her and says "change the battery on your hearing aid".

How can you tell when the barmaid is not happy with you?

There is a string hanging out of your bloody mary.

Don’t eat bananas when you gash can eat the real thing…

Not much of a joke but us guys know what we like…

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with.

She said "yes, the others were all 8's and 9's outta 10."

you are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi"

Q: Why did jillyjelly tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.