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You're so ugly that when you tried to enter an ugly contest the judges said, "sorry, no professionals".
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Want to know why Dutch, Jill, Dirtyone, Bigtits, Indoors, notits, outdoors say about us guys eating yogurt and oysters, will improve your sex life?
Because if you eat that stuff, you’re sure to eat anything.
😂good one MrKnight lol. bit like gargling on jelly
A school teacher wanted to educate her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One child in her class stood up and the teacher was really surprised. She didn’t anticipate that anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answers, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Got ta say JB yours are much better.
A boy asks his mom . is it bad to have a dick . his mom says. no Why do you ask? well Dad is upstairs trying ta pull his off
The PV Mac flasher singleman was thinking of retiring. but he decided to stick it out for another year
Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.
Never underestimate woman that wear black thongs, black bra, sparkly heels, great smile, and stupid as a box of rocks. White shears should be considered…
paddy was selling his pet python on eBay.
Some bloke rang him and said is it big?
Paddy said. Massive.
The bloke asks how many feet
Paddy says. none its a snake you fuckin eeijit
To you PV gals, JB made this post this. Don’t smile Dutch, Jill, or are other babes….here you go….
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
