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lol MrKnight . no one wants a baggy fart box lad lol
You know we got hot gash in PV land that makes us bald homeless guys happy. Thanks lettuce woman.
I overhead a couple PV laddies, it might have been fun, Dutch, Jill, indoors, outdoors, or notits. I’m not positively sure who, what, when…they need some help.
Sooo…one of them said…
I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the PV gash told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.
You gals sure do brighten my teeth…smile & please use teeth whitening paste. Brown teeth ain’t sexy.
The end. I need a bj.
The real end.
I just rang the council to get permission to have a skip outside my house.
She said go for it fatty, you could use the exercise.
paddy brings his new girlfriend some flowers . she opens the door sees the flowers and drags him in .she lays back of the sofa and pulls her sheer whites ta one side and says this is for the flowers .don't be silly says paddy . you must have a vase somewhere
This is for JB.
Q: What does indoors & no tits got in common between them???
A: A big dick, hopefully fulfilling if not they most certainly can look me up…
ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴛɪᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ɪɴᴅᴏᴏʀꜱ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍʀᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ . ʙᴜᴛ ꜱᴀᴅʟʏ ʏᴀ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴅɪᴇꜱ
I recently purchased a toilet brush.
Long story short I'm going back to toilet paper.
Great JB, it figures. I’m heading back to my home under the bridge. Rejection is soooo hard. Can you guys throw us homeless people some leftovers? We’re tried of sorting through your garbage cans. In JB words…fuck off
Q A blonde and a brunette are thrown off a tall building, who dies first?
A: The brunette. The blonde stops to ask for directions on the way down.
her indoors and no tits said I'm tight. so to prove them wrong we went out for tea and bizkits. it was quite exciting as they had never given blood before
