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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 🎀You know what’s so great about this time of year?
🎀You can slam your laptop shut when her indoors and no tits walk into the room, and you don’t get any disgusted looks. ♥
Just as long as you can get your zipper zipped up first without getting anything stuck in it.
🎀To true jahoo lad lol
🎀What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney?
“Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…”
The old panic screen slam move with the added look of "I was not doing nothing",, We know better guys, and don't think for 1 minute that we will not on the lookout for a present that would resemble the need for the panic screen slam move. You best have something under the tree that sparkles, is shinny, and make me think, it's ok if he looks at porn. Don't try to pull that Christmas shopping bs on us. ha!
🎀bloody hell that told us funstuff . but thanks for the heads up lol
🎀Say your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas…
Can I visit between the holidays funstuff?
🎀As I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree, he asked, “Are you going to put that up yourself?”
I said, “No, I’m putting it up in the living room.”
You know why Santa doesn't have any kids?
He only cums once a year. Lol
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jizzy loves jeanette
And she loves you
🎀No wonder he has a full sack manof lol
🎀omg who told you that cif. you know most bikers wear them in the winter lol
Roses are red
viagra is blue
mustang loves bog trotter
And he hates you
🎀now stop fucking about Mustang this is a Xmas joke thread lol
🎀Why was the snowman smiling?
He could see the snowblower coming down the street.
Dear Santa 🎅….
Define good …
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 🎀good dutchess . well, I'm sure Santa would think you have been good if you gave him a nice BJ and maybe slid the finger in as you did it 👌
🎀 let's not forget this is a Xmas joke thread so if ya going ta talk please put a joke in at the end for fuck sake. ♥
🎀What do all the female reindeer do when Santa takes the males out to guide his sleigh?
They go into town and blow a few bucks.
