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Posted On: 5 Feb, 2016 at 06:22 PM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
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flipping talking to myself again......



Life is 10 percent what you make it, and 90 percent how you take it.

Posted On: 6 Feb, 2016 at 05:33 AM cmoure cmoure
17 Oct, 2009
Posts: 240

Just think how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of them are even dumber.

Posted On: 13 Feb, 2016 at 07:31 PM nuesue nuesue
18 Feb, 2013
Posts: 300

chocolates are a little rich for me...
I think i'd prefer if you relaxed and delivered me some cumcandy.
I've heard that your cum tastes better after you've eaten pineapple.
must say I kinda enjoy the taste as it is, but the scientist in me would like to check it out.
let's give it a shot :)

Posted On: 14 Feb, 2016 at 03:41 AM cmoure cmoure
17 Oct, 2009
Posts: 240

A woman eats lots of pineapple and a guy does the same, so the cum will taste better. Based on my future experiences, going down on her afterwards it will taste twice as good.

Posted On: 15 Feb, 2016 at 06:17 AM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
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MMMMMMMMMMMMM Im hungry

Posted On: 18 Feb, 2016 at 04:39 AM cmoure cmoure
17 Oct, 2009
Posts: 240

Rumor has it if one eats lots of cum it will end up tasting like pineapples.

Posted On: 26 Feb, 2016 at 03:29 PM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
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Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
John Lennon

Posted On: 26 Feb, 2016 at 10:26 PM samuelj1 samuelj1
2 Dec, 2010
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I wish I could tell you it gets better, but it doesn't get better. You get better.
from:Joan Rivers on RD.

Posted On: 26 Feb, 2016 at 10:29 PM samuelj1 samuelj1
2 Dec, 2010
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A SHIP DOES NOT SAIL WITH YESTERDAY'S WIND
Louis L'Amour, Novelist.

Posted On: 28 Feb, 2016 at 05:53 AM cmoure cmoure
17 Oct, 2009
Posts: 240

Operator operator! This is an emergency. What's the number for 911?
Homer Simpson