flipping talking to myself again......
Life is 10 percent what you make it, and 90 percent how you take it.
Just think how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of them are even dumber.
chocolates are a little rich for me...
I think i'd prefer if you relaxed and delivered me some cumcandy.
I've heard that your cum tastes better after you've eaten pineapple.
must say I kinda enjoy the taste as it is, but the scientist in me would like to check it out.
let's give it a shot :)
A woman eats lots of pineapple and a guy does the same, so the cum will taste better. Based on my future experiences, going down on her afterwards it will taste twice as good.
MMMMMMMMMMMMM Im hungry
Rumor has it if one eats lots of cum it will end up tasting like pineapples.
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
John Lennon
I wish I could tell you it gets better, but it doesn't get better. You get better.
from:Joan Rivers on RD.
A SHIP DOES NOT SAIL WITH YESTERDAY'S WIND
Louis L'Amour, Novelist.
Operator operator! This is an emergency. What's the number for 911?
Homer Simpson