Some Pick Up Lines For The Lads 👍😎   Reply to topic

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.😱

Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.😜

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.🤓

I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.😨

(Use index finger to call someone over and then say)

I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.😜

Do you work at Build-A-Bear?
Because I’d stuff you.🐻

Do you smoke pot?
Because weed be cute together.🌝

Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink… and then get sexual.¯\_( 👁️ ͜ʖ 👁️ )_/¯

Your face reminds me of a wrench; every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.🔧😨

You must be a doctor! You just cured my erectile dysfunction🍆