they are all tried and tested before they get posted cif lol
"Baby, youβre so hot, you make the Equator look like the North Pole."
"Want to save water by showering together?"
You know women use pick up lines too (just ask Samantha Jones from Sex and the City) How about some pick up lines for gals too Jizz?
I picked up JB off the floor. Dropped the son of bitch, too heavy. Go on a diet pleaseβ¦
Ainβt funstuff looking hot as hell wearing them black thongs. Please PV gash be like the smartest & sexiest womanβ¦sheβs the best. Donβt get jealous cuz your boobs sag, just a comment from a great guy.
(γ£ββ‘β)γ£ β₯ Feel free to add some cif lol. I cant do them things ( me rep ) did you notice the new cif in the chatroom ?
"There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!" β₯
"Iβm not into watching sunsets, but Iβd love to see you go down."
Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'mine'?