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Posted On: 22 Mar, 2024 at 09:12 AM MrJizzy MrJizzy
6 Feb, 2022
Posts: 173

they are all tried and tested before they get posted cif lol


"Baby, you’re so hot, you make the Equator look like the North Pole."

Posted On: 26 Mar, 2024 at 09:15 AM MrJizzy MrJizzy
6 Feb, 2022
Posts: 173

"Want to save water by showering together?"

Posted On: 27 Mar, 2024 at 11:55 PM jeanette1 jeanette1
15 Apr, 2023
Posts: 47

You know women use pick up lines too (just ask Samantha Jones from Sex and the City) How about some pick up lines for gals too Jizz?

Posted On: 28 Mar, 2024 at 02:28 AM urknight urknight
13 Jan, 2022
Posts: 365

I picked up JB off the floor. Dropped the son of bitch, too heavy. Go on a diet please…

Ain’t funstuff looking hot as hell wearing them black thongs. Please PV gash be like the smartest & sexiest woman…she’s the best. Don’t get jealous cuz your boobs sag, just a comment from a great guy.

Posted On: 28 Mar, 2024 at 09:06 AM MrJizzy MrJizzy
6 Feb, 2022
Posts: 173

(っ◔◑◔)っ β™₯ Feel free to add some cif lol. I cant do them things ( me rep ) did you notice the new cif in the chatroom ?

"There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!" β™₯

Posted On: 30 Mar, 2024 at 01:45 PM MrJizzy MrJizzy
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Posts: 173

"I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down."

Posted On: 7 Apr, 2024 at 09:55 AM MrJizzy MrJizzy
6 Feb, 2022
Posts: 173

Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'mine'?