lol jillyjely
Omg, the frying pan. now that takes me back years ( as I itch my nose ) π₯ΊοΈ
Iβm here. Whatβre your other two wishes π€
Hey, can you ask your tits to stop staring at my eyes π΅
The best way to go is honesty in a pick-up line. Iβll go up to a woman and Iβll say, βCan I buy you a drink?β If she says yes, Iβll say, βYou are wrong, I am brokeπ±
lol, starcatcher lad.
Not sure the discharge one would work lol
Hey, do you want to lie down? You must be tired βcause youβve been running through my mind all day.πΌ
Now this one gets you a smile every time π
your hand β it looks a little heavy. You want me to hold it for you?
Is your name Google.com? Because youβre everything Iβve been searching for π
The perfect woman and ya let her go starcatcher lad. well maybe not perfect as she didn't do the finger and she didn't have sheer kit on lol π
And the line guaranteed to have the most success is simple
I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?π