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Posted On: 6 Nov, 2020 at 03:31 PM monty-don monty-don
18 Jun, 2020
Posts: 355

lol jillyjely

Omg, the frying pan. now that takes me back years ( as I itch my nose ) πŸ₯ΊοΈ

Posted On: 6 Nov, 2020 at 04:46 PM monty-don monty-don
18 Jun, 2020
Posts: 355

I’m here. What’re your other two wishes πŸ€“

Posted On: 6 Nov, 2020 at 04:47 PM monty-don monty-don
18 Jun, 2020
Posts: 355

Hey, can you ask your tits to stop staring at my eyes 😡

Posted On: 6 Nov, 2020 at 04:48 PM monty-don monty-don
18 Jun, 2020
Posts: 355

The best way to go is honesty in a pick-up line. I’ll go up to a woman and I’ll say, β€˜Can I buy you a drink?’ If she says yes, I’ll say, β€˜You are wrong, I am broke😱

Posted On: 7 Nov, 2020 at 10:08 AM monty-don monty-don
18 Jun, 2020
Posts: 355

lol, starcatcher lad.

Not sure the discharge one would work lol

Posted On: 7 Nov, 2020 at 10:11 AM monty-don monty-don
18 Jun, 2020
Posts: 355

Hey, do you want to lie down? You must be tired β€˜cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.πŸ‘Ό

Posted On: 7 Nov, 2020 at 10:15 AM monty-don monty-don
18 Jun, 2020
Posts: 355

Now this one gets you a smile every time 😏

your hand – it looks a little heavy. You want me to hold it for you?

Posted On: 7 Nov, 2020 at 10:18 AM monty-don monty-don
18 Jun, 2020
Posts: 355

Is your name Google.com? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for πŸ˜‹

Posted On: 8 Nov, 2020 at 09:28 AM monty-don monty-don
18 Jun, 2020
Posts: 355

The perfect woman and ya let her go starcatcher lad. well maybe not perfect as she didn't do the finger and she didn't have sheer kit on lol 😏

Posted On: 8 Nov, 2020 at 09:44 AM monty-don monty-don
18 Jun, 2020
Posts: 355

And the line guaranteed to have the most success is simple

I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?πŸ‘ˆ