Danphitz....A group of freshies that are hot as fuck, pretty much jailbait material.
Stay away from the danphitz, otherwise you may be someone's prison bitch...and it's just wrong.
Old but gold and this is so me..
the fuckening
When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down
Ah, there it is, the fuckening.
Lol D. We call that a clusterfuck. Lol
heys .....chancer ....wil you clusterfuck me?? sounds good to me
BWL
LOL
For the Canadians....Canadian taco
Pouring maple syrup over her pussy before licking it up.
Redmans revenge:
When a chick is giving you a handjob, and she's twisting her hands as she goes up and down, she accidentally twists the wrong way and gives your dick an indian burn.
redickdongulous.....when shit goes wrong.
Angry monkey:
When a girl goes down on you, swiftly grab her by the ears, face pump her hard, pull out, shoot her in the eye...and as she is temporarily blinded, punch a banana down her throat.
goddamn carson, lots of rough sex in there. Sounds like you got a grudge fuck or two to get outta ya system lol